QotD: Your Answers, Please…

I’m a transcriptionist. I sit at home, headphones on, listening to and inputting the spoken word. It can be boring – once I transcribed a whole talk about Food Quality Plastics – but generally it’s intriguing.

Just what do you think I was working on, when I transcribed the following:

And I’ll have to have her, whether she is friendly or hostile or whatever. I don’t know

Just doing a read through, and came across this little gem:

I’m just hitting on them as I see them.

 

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Why does Dresden need a lighthouse?

This is a Lighthouse in Dresden.

Lighthouse

The answer to the question “Why the fuck does Dresden have a lighthouse!?!” that erupted from my lips today due to the knowledge that Dresden does not have a fucking coastline, is answered by the words “Rick Fucker.”  

Rich, Entitled Fucker.

Original Finding – here
WiKi – here

Charity accountant stole over £500,000 to buy 105 car wrecks

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Charity accountant stole over £500,000 to buy 105 car wrecks.

This is media-called (like self-styled, but the entertainment business style you instead) “eccentric Brendan Joyce”, an accountant for Above and Beyond, a charity raising money for nine central Bristol hospitals, for 17 years. 

He bought wrecked cars and storage for them with the money he stole from the charity. And they call him “eccentric”? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

And seriously. Look at him. Would you trust him?

Once You’ve Seen It…

You can’t unsee it.

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Teeter Totter

This is how I found the washing up. Does that look precarious to you? Here's another picture.

Sometimes I really worry about my children, and how they are going to cope with the big, grown up world they now (technically) inhabit.

Did you notice my cup? It's the glass one in the top photo. It says GRRRRR! many, many times. I usually have my morning drink from that cup, seems to set me right for the rest of the day.

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As Long As That?

I am truly surprised.  Go here to find out how long YOU would last, chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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Act My Age – I don’t think so!

Via Socceraholic.. 


You Act Like You Are 33 Years Old


You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

You're responsible, wise, and have enough experience to understand a lot of the world.

You're at the point in your life where you understand yourself pretty well.

You are figuring out what you want… and how to get it!

Seriously, have most people of 33 figured themselves out?  Wow – I've still to do this.  And as for deciding what I want – never in a month of Sundays!

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