Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says – Galactic Empire Times

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says – Galactic Empire Times.

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

Lolling so hard. And I am at work – hope the boss doesn’t come in! Go read it and enjoy the awesome of the page.

This is Wrong

And yet, so fucking funny.

F-Bomb included, so maybe not for work…

I bring you Sarah Palin v Lady Gaga in An Epic Rap Battle

 

5 Ways Television Went Crazy Since I Quit Watching in 2003 | Cracked.com

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Yes, I know none of them is John Cleese. This IS the funniest thing I have read this year, and strikes a note with me – I catch up on TV cos people tell me about it. Get yourself a drink, and settle down to a good read. You’ll thank me!

Do You Like Jeremy Clarkson?

If you do, you will love this. You might like it even if you don’t know who he is.

Jeremy Clarkson, posh joy rider
Double garage gob with an ego even wider

Jeremy Clarkson, turbo bore
Got a spoiler fitted to your tongue so you could talk some more

Jeremy Clarkson, twin air bag
Some people ask if you’re a fascist, but you never like to brag

Jeremy Clarkson, soft top Tory
You’d like to tarmac all the country and burn a cross in glory

Jeremy Clarkson, jacket, jeans and stripy shirts
Let’s roar into the 80s, taking fashion into reverse

Jeremy Clarkson, Ferrari fag
Lying on the bonnet at the motor show, in drag

Jeremy Clarkson, big boy racer
Have a drink on me with a battery acid chaser

Jeremy Clarkson, who do you think you are?
But maybe I’m just jealous cos I can’t afford a car

 

We Don’t Want Much…

Just our souls…

Look, all we want is for the poor and the disabled to be happy with their meagre lot and know their place like they did in Victorian times.  Is that really too much to ask for?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Cutting Edge

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Yes,  I do. I miss them good old days!