No, I’m gonna make that road my bitch.

Husband is programming the SatNav for a trip tomorrow, when it asked him a very stupid question.

“There’s a road closed on your route. Would you like to avoid it?”

WTF! Seriously, who is going to say “No, I am gonna ride right through those Road Closed signs, and make that road my bitch!”

Much merriment was had. Some of that was caused because Husband’s SatNav voice is a Dalek.  When we have to take a ferry, it is a Floating Transportation Device. Dalek SatNavs rock.

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6 Responses to No, I’m gonna make that road my bitch.

  1. Kzinti says:

    Maybe it was asking about the clsoed road because if you answered wrong, it would exterminate you.

  2. Drude says:

    I want a dalek satnav too!!!… I bet that voice wouldn’t make me want to throw the dang thing out the window every three seconds like the standard girl voice ones do.

  3. leendadll says:

    I had to look up “dalek”.
    I like that google maps has some international directions that include things like “swim 3000 miles…”

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