Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: James T. Kirk:  To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

A: Mr. Scott:  ‘Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I’m a doctor not an farmer!

A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?

A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

A: Counselor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

A: Computer: Insufficient information.

via Miss Cellania


About bookmole
I am pro-choice. You make yours, I'll make mine, okay?

One Response to

  1. Margy Rydzynski says:

    SIgh…good, though!

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