Why Dogs are Best

Top 10 Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman:

A dog’s parents will never visit you.
A dog loves you even when you leave your clothes on the floor.
A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
A dog never expects you to telephone.
A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
A dog never expects flowers on Valentine’s Day.
The later you are the happier a dog is to see you.
A dog does not shop.


Top 10 Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Man:

A dog does not have problems expressing affection in public.
A dog misses miss you when you’re gone.
A dog feels guilty when he’s done something wrong.
A dog admits it when he’s jealous.
A dog is very direct about wanting to go out.
A dog does not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
You can train a dog.
A dog is easy to buy for.
A dog understands what ‘No’ means.
A dog means it when he kisses you.

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One Response to Why Dogs are Best

  1. Kzinti says:

    But lock your wife and your dog in the trunk and drive around for an hour. Then open the trunk and see which one is still happy to see you!

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