What the…

I am a firm believer in the idea that, no matter how a girl dresses, she is never “asking for it”. NEVER. And then I see an image like this.

Help me out, folks.

It’s Miami. Does Miami get dark early, and yet still be warm enough to walk from the beach? And, even so, is a cover up not required? Is it legal in Miami for a woman to walk around showing not only her bum crack, but also her bum cheeks?

If these were your friends, would you tell them “Yeah, you look fine” or would you bitch-slap them into (at the very least) a skirt?

I just know that, however warm the day or night might be, Daughter would never get out of my house dressed like that. Not even in company. Maybe specially not in company – friends get drunk and leave you and then where are you? I’ll tell you where you are – up shit creek without a paddle, dressed in your underwear, without backup.

Underwear is not outerwear – that’s why we call it underwear!

And what the fuck are those boots? Ripped from the feet of hippy yeti? And if it is warm enough to walk round in your undies (and we can see that it is!) why do you need boots that look like they could walk round the Arctic and still keep your feet warm?

fashion fails - Things You Can Find at Pawn Shops



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5 Responses to What the…

  1. Kzinti says:

    Yeti tranny hookers?

  2. Jane says:

    Lol – and it just looks ridiculous. The backpacks add the final touch.

  3. lauowolf says:

    It’s a concept.
    Not a good one though.

  4. Aussie Emjay says:

    Perhaps they are on the way to that pawn shop to get their outwear out of hock – perhaps I’m just being charitable……

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