Adam and Eve are about to go out for the evening. Adam looks upon Eve and sees that she is wearing only three tiny, strategically placed leaves.

“You’re not going out dressed like that!” Adam said to her.

She answered, “Why not? What’s wrong with this outfit?”

“Look at you! You’re practically naked!” he exclaimed.

“You gotta be kidding me, numb nuts. I’m always naked.”

“That’s my point,” he countered. “That’s the way we’re supposed to dress.”

“Hey! You’re one to talk.” She pointed at him and added, “Why are you wearing that big palm leaf down there? And why is it moving up and down?”

“Uh, if you’re going to dress like that, it’s making my imagination run wild.”

“Hmph! You don’t need a leaf that big to hide your … imagination!”

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About bookmole
I am pro-choice. You make yours, I'll make mine, okay?

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  1. Kzinti says:

    ah, that’s what they are calling it back in the day… LOL

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