How to brew beer in a coffee maker, using only materials commonly found on a modestly sized oceanographic research vessel

Well, when you’re a long way from a pub, any beer will do!

Via Southern Fried Science

Introduction

Beer brewing is the delicate and dedicated blending of art and science.  Finding the perfect balance of grains, hops, malt, adding just the right flavoring agents, boiling for exactly enough time to release the tannins, starches, humic acids from you wort, activating enzymes to break down those starches, forging the perfect mash from the ether of sobriety to give birth to that most glorious pint, these are skills that take a lifetime to master. Perfect beer is meticulously planned and carefully crafted.

Screw that.

You’re six days into a 2 month expedition, and if you were lucky enough to not be on a dry ship, it’s de facto dry by now anyway. You’re eying the ethanol stores, the crew is eying each other, and all hell will break loose if y’all don’t get some sweet water soon. This is no time for artistry.

This is not, as a rule, a terribly good beer (though, with a good brewmaster on board, it can be). This is a beer to pass the time and ease the pain of life at sea. I can guarantee that if you are careful, it will be at least as good as the cheapest commercial alternative.

Click through to read the rest of the article and discover how you, too, can brew beer with a coffee maker.

Sweet!

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2 Responses to How to brew beer in a coffee maker, using only materials commonly found on a modestly sized oceanographic research vessel

  1. Kzinti says:

    I actually read this just after it was posted online. Never know when you might have to hop a freighter heading out somewhere not here. LOL

  2. leendadll says:

    Sounded great by they lost me by the 3rd step.

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