QotW: All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from TV

Via RedScylla and courtesy of CapnStephel, we have a Question of the Week!

1.  When using the telephone, you need never say goodbye. Just hang up.

2.   Anything is funny when you play the Benny Hill theme tune in the background.

3.   Never wear a red shirt.

4.   And, if you are wearing a red shirt, never teleport down to the exact same co-ordinates as your lost crew members.

5.    All computers have the same operating system, so hacking them is ludicrously easy.

6.   Old women know everything. No, wait, that’s a real life thing.  Cars and much tougher and can take more punishment on the TV than there are in real life. Ditto for people.

7.   There has never been an honest cop. Not since Dixon of Dock Green.

8.   A sonic screwdriver is more than just a screwdriver. And I want one.

9.   Murder is an acceptable way of writing a character out of a soap opera.

10. If your friend does not return from the spooky house party / long walk on an isolated beach / boat trip DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR HER. Run like fuck and come back with an army.

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3 Responses to QotW: All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from TV

  1. Redscylla says:

    3 & 4 for the win. And yes, isn’t it amazing the kind of punishment people can walk away from on TV?

  2. Doug says:

    Television could be much improved by your suggestions…

  3. lauowolf says:

    Ah, the famous last words: You wait here, I’ll go get help.

    And absolutely on 8.

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