We Are the Once-Comfy Slippers

Memo from Slippers: 

We, The Slippers, are not waterproof.  Do not wear when wet.  Cold feet are entirely owner’s responsilbility and we, The Slippers, take no comfort from the fact IT WAS YOUR OWN STUPID FAULT.  Now, put us on the radiator to dry.

Thank you.

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2 Responses to We Are the Once-Comfy Slippers

  1. RPM says:

    Damn. Those are some grumpy slippers!

  2. RedScylla says:

    The slippies are surprisingly snippy when wet.

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