Not Going Nowhere
December 28, 2012 2 Comments
That is a lot of belts! Those trousers are going nowhere.
Either that, or he doesn’t realise trying to get them through without paying excess baggage is going to be a right pain when he sets off the security scanners. I left my purse in my pocket when I left London, and it cost me 15 minutes of waiting to be scanned, being patted all over – respectfully, I might add, no groping round the personal bits at Luton! – and finally released.
And I know, grammatically speaking, Not Going Nowhere is supposed to be an error. Pah, I say, If a double negative was an intensifier for Shakespeare, it’s good enough for me!
About bookmole
i’m going with the theory that he thinks his penis is so huge that it requires that much support!
I just have no idea why.